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lameborghini:

i apologize for every joke i have ever tried to make

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neopetsdiva:

lady gaga turned 28 this year. madonna did that in 1624… when will the plagiarism stop?

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editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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mariofartwii:

family dinner, more like

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doitsu:

doitsu:

i think my favorite picture from tumblr is the one where a person is riding their bike and falls off of it and hurts themself and blames communism for it

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sussexlock:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that one time i didn’t understand my waiter was just trying to give me my change so i fist bumped him instead

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thecutestofthecute:

I will never understand cats.

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frivoloustidbits:

You know most people think of the word weasel as a bad term, but have you ever looked at an actual weasel? Like, a real one?

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awww :)

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eeee!

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it’s so cute!

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Hhnnnnng

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Oh god I just can’t-

And let’s not forget that the average weasel is also roughly the size of a banana. Because it clearly wasn’t adorable enough already

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lukehemmoh:

Steal My Girl sounds like a 2012 One Direction song with 2014 voices and that is what I am gonna be thankful for this year on Thanksgiving

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booooost:

spaceexp:

What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.

i’m game

booooost:

spaceexp:

What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.

i’m game

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cocainedollarbillsandmyhlp:

trophic:

trophic:

i just emailed my ict teacher with what i thought was my homework but instead i sent

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ok i cant stop laughing omfg

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I’M SCREAMING

No need to scream, Olivia.

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